Anonymous asked: tell an embarrassing story?

loserplantgirl-blog:

i was about 11 and at my friends birthday party and there was all popular kids there and i found a small lizard on the ground and wanted to impress them so i kissed the lizard like wtf??? and the lizard bit my lip and didn’t fall off so i started crying and running around trying to get the lizard off but he just hung on so hard and i was crying and then i don’t remember what happened, i think my dad ran over and helped me hahaha